.. sending the geeks to sleep


After a particularly woeful display against Sheffield United in the FA Cup in January 2016, Manchester United 'legend', Paul Scholes, declared the football boring. Two days later, manager Louis van Gaal agreed. Between October 2015 and January 2016, eleven consecutive home matches realised only seven United goals and, in ten of the eleven, the half-time score was nil-nil. Old Trafford had become the Theatre of Dreamzzzz.

'Boring MU Stats' began its life amid this boredom. From 130 years of Club history, it brings you one boring Manchester United statistic after another. If you're sad enough to enjoy United facts and stats — however dull — this is for you.

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The soporific home for Man Utd Stats junkies